this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Using 100% of your brain .... AKA a Grand Mal Seizure

Here at Risa, that sounds about right

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

In my headcanon, Q squished Nagilum between his metaphorical fingers for being so impotent as to kill a life form on a whim without possessing the capability or forethought to restore them (for further amusement). Then he brought Ensign Haskell back who rotated out to a new assignment as Lieutenant.

Yep.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Better than a Grand Nagus Seizure.

That's where they just take your house and leave you destitute on the street, wishing you had a regular seizure and died.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

AKA ... modern real estate transactions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's the secret to great content.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kirstie Alley was assuredly not using 100% of her brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nor is Elisabeth Moss, but nobody wants to talk about it. Like, I've only ever seen universal acclaim associated with her. Nobody gives a fuck that she's an actual cultist playing the role of a cultist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My first clue was when she married Fred Armisen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If we're 100% what is Daystrom? Or even shittydaystrom?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Daystrom is about the normal 10 to 20% ... Shitty daystrom is probably 50% which is about the point where you start drooling but still consciously functional.

Risa is 100% and we're convulsing on the floor waving our hands around and someone duct taped a mouse to one hand and gave access to a keyboard on the other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's when I use my brain and flip a coin on whether to post or not

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If we’re using 100% it makes them the neurotypical ones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maximize your brain power by firing every Neron at once: https://piped.video/watch?v=-kdkFJa2VJM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago