Carlo

What a terrible day to be eyes! (Do you get this joke a lot?)

Anecdotally, I spent 12 hours at Disneyland a few weeks.back, and only clocked one maga hat. I gave him my best sneer, but he was too cowardly to join the line for Mr Toad's Wild Ride with us. It's just as well; they really should have based the ride on the far superior Rankin/Bass film.

One time, we pried the backs off some claymores, and daisy-chained them together with det cord. Smelled like a new can of tennis balls. Plasticizer off-gassing, I gather.

I'm interested in how you came to the conclusion that they're a bot. I noticed yesterday that they'd been commenting a bunch, and saying some fairly strange things. Consequently, I had them tagged—else the name change would have thrown me.

I had an urge to make a baseball-related joke about that throwback, but I feel like pro sports are a net drain on society, so I'm just gonna make this dumb meta comment about it. Good one, though.

You're really proving their point here. You're starting with the false assumption that both sides have good ideas, and the best solution must be somewhere in the middle. If one side's platform is based entirely on lies, this is an idiotic position to take. It's an ideology for privileged autofellatio enthusiasts who haven't bothered to really figure out what's going on, because it's much easier to just pretend you're the smart one, and everyone's getting upset over nothing.

I mean, it's gonna depend on how long you want the runs.

What's even better about this lame-ass nickname is that it might cause people to consider the fact that trump never, ever laughs.

Hey man, Ivanka was in my freshman english class, and I'm not taking any responsibility for that shit-show.

Let's fucking do this. Let's smash these fascist fuckwits.

Ok, but can you throw in an M203 and a leaf sight? Maybe a box of 40mm HEDP? Indirect fire is a real game-changer.

It's not the best argument; Generic Democrat has no personal baggage. I'm in favor of finding a better nominee (maybe even partially due to your advocacy), but unfortunately we can't run Generic Democrat.