That was a 3 part series too, and they've all been nuked.

The source - I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?

Edit: All 3 have been found!

Part 1 is still on lemm.ee for now: https://lemm.ee/post/241183

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1

https://archive.ph/qnCp5

Part 2 is still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/279638

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz

https://archive.ph/iB0Z9

Part 3 was archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230630040126/https://lemmy.world/post/739546

Still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/434589

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume

https://archive.ph/YT97v

Why the fuck would it get removed? It’s part of Lemmy lore now.

Reading these comments, I now suddenly feel weird that I only shit twice a week. I eat daily 2-3 times and my shits aren't even painful or unusually big... Sometimes just 2 rolls and done... I also weigh around the 60kg, so I have no idea where all the food/shit goes... 🤷‍♂️

Maybe I'm becoming like Axe Cop and my body has a higher % waste-efficiency... 😂😅

Either way, once every 3-4 days is perfectly normal for me... Has been all my life... 🤷‍♂️

My friend's kid used to take ~1 shit a week. What happened is, he got constipated one time and had a very painful shit. Naturally, he didn't like it, who would, but was too young to understand the situation was abnormal. So, logically, in order to avoid pain while shitty he decided to avoid shitting as long as possible, which resulted in painful shits because it's a week's worth coming out at once.

Ended up being self-fulfilling. This went on for at least several months if not longer than a year.

So, to answer how not to shit for 3 days; apparently willpower is enough.

The "why?" Was because this was in the middle of the Oceangate search and the search had been going on for about 3 days at that point.

It has to exist on The Wayback Machine or something.

Actually, do you have the url to where the post originally was?

No shit post

The admins do not take kindly to shitposting and satire. I joined to make shitposts but when I found out how hard everyone hates that kind of thing, now I just bitch about tech and politics

Quick, somebody check on the can of bean post!

(Also, it's because Mizu deleted their account and it deletes all the info associated with it, because it doesn't show their account as banned.)

Dudes I'm feeling all blocked up over this

My guess is it had something to do with a girl, like staying together at a remote or intimate place.

One time I went five days without pooping.

when I finally unloaded the pile I felt so much better. I had to sit on the toilet for nearly an hour, but god damn it felt good to poo after all that time.

Oh that's easy. Eat nothing but cheese until the desired outcome is achieved. You, uh, might want to have some stool softener and laxatives in your medicine cabinet for when you're done with your insane experiment though.