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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

He was a great ruler.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

30cm in normal units

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

That’s an average ruler.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Our king is a benevolent liter.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Imperial joke, nice

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Would have made a better footman.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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