Be careful of what you wish for

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

The sword will grow up with a traumatic childhood having been beaten by his father

So your password is cardboard fort?

My man if you’re starting to talk with furniture I think you should go see someone

It could be another complaint letter about copper

How often would you like an update about beef stroganoff?

Well now you have wet houses

Biblically accurate mitochondria

They should get more ants so they can get more rent

Nyan cat was nice the first hundred times you play it, after that it gets kinda repetitive.

So is this how a lava cake is made?