this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The tagline for Haribo bothers me. "Kids and adults love it, so..."

"So" what!? Also, "so" is improper. Should be "therefore".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I HATE it whenever brands use bad grammar in ads, like how Apple says, "come get iPhone 14"; it's "an iPhone" not iPHONE YOU HEAR ME

text box to make look like im a dude talking to a worried wendys cashier

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I probably should have pointed out that I was being sarcastic. By "love it so", they mean "love it so much". It's an old phrase that has fallen out of use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh lol. I was split on if it was grammatically correct so I thought your comment was confirming that side of my mental debate haha

But my point about IPhone still stands...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What, you don't love the c r u n c h of keratin?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

no added sugars, only good ol' keratin!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is sooooo gross blonde taste like hay gotta have that spicy red head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn son, packaging has gone upscale since legalization!

Around here all we can get is floor clippings in a tinfoil baggie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You gotta differentiate when it becomes available to the masses

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The nails are too small; I prefer to slurp the hair like spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What in the world did I just watch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a (satirical) commercial for a yarn and candy store.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But still

W h a t

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=IatOJkmdqB8

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Petah help I don't get the joke

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Haribo is short for Hans Richter (from) Bonn (a city in Germany)

I didn't expect anybody to get it. I don't know why I made it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I should have looked it up beforehand

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh that's a fun fact!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but I only like the flavor of blonde.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*blonde dick cheese

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

twin snails thank you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That unironically looks like tasty angel hair pasta