Games

I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!

VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?

If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.

Isekai?

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

I go hollow, probably

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

I probably get killed by a robot dinosaur.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

I need to summon the elector counts

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

I have to run down a slope, dramatically backstabbing a load of big-headed creatures.

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

I'd reach out to grab my smartphone only to realize there's now two of them on my desk. I'm about to have a very bad day~