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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Great with almost 35 I'm finally starting to look like Keanu reeves. Who, I'm too lazy to look this up, is probably 20 years older than me on the picture on the right.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, it’s actually Keanu years ago at Cannes

https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88317772.html?

Which is important to note that he was 48 in that photo. And now he’s almost 60, and is likely a vampire, and he just was fat off matrix blood during that time

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Someone got Keanu's phone number or emails address gotta ask him how he lost the double chin because that's what I'm currently struggling with.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

– Rob McElhenney on getting ripped as an actor

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If you said that was Harland Williams on the right, I'd believe you.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Dolphin noises intensify

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The images are flipped buddy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

At least it's not just me, lol.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

that's Harland Williams on the right

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I honestly can't tell if you're joking.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

joking because of @AJMaxwell

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Like looking into a teaspoon

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Is that Harland Williams?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Put him over the camera on the self checkout..someone will come to assist you in carrying your groceries to the car

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