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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

You'd think the Tesla stock would have gone down more after he did a Nazi salute.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/tsla

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

We need a community called "actually posted by the onion" where you would had to check twice to see if it was actually posted by the onion

p.s.: it seems like the artivle wasn't written by the onion

[–] [email protected] 50 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If he didn't want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he's incapable of doing it.

Which just means he's fine with people thinking he is a nazi.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

Which means that ~~he’s just fine with people thinking that~~ he’s a nazi

The most enthusiastic zeig heil since nineteen forty five

[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Adding the white man's overbite to it does seem like an innovation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

It's the cyber~~p~~truck of Nazi salutes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

It's the ~~cyberpunk~~ cybertruck of Nazi salutes.

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