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this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Here is my face, sir.
Beep boop beep- I mean... a frappecino please.
Strawbevvy
The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.
LLMs can't use neopronouns, but drag can.
Drag is bot
A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl
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Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.
[This action was performed by a human]
Beep boop
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.
I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.
Well, if you insist. 😄
ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?
I can't lie I'm probably a bot
miku miku oo wee oo
I am not a bot, you can trust me
fails the captcha
Uhhhuuhjuhh....beep boop?
Hey, I know you! You're the potash guy!
That's meeee (potash is forever)
"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"
I'm a crab.
is a bedbuge?
Evolution at it again.
There are no busses in this picture
my pussy in bio
alien noises
DROP DATABASE internet;
Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Hey fellow humans, anyone interested in a super exciting crypto investment opportunity?
There are only 3 letter B's in the image.
A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Oops I mean, hurrr hurr, look at me doing human things.
I am a bot.
fuck, let me try that again ...
If you're missing the hard drive rails for an iBook G3 (500MHz late 2001, unsure if this is true for other revisions) so you just use some paper to stop the drive from shorting out the motherboard then you need to be careful if the drive tilts towards the front of the laptop because it gets caught on a transistor under the paper and would probably snap it off the board if you pushed too hard.
That's verifiably true information that's probably never been posted online before, so all you need to do is verify that it's true with your own hardware and then prove that it did not exist anywhere before this comment and then you'll prove I'm not a bot.
This should be how captchas work from now on and someone has to manually verify and approve you I bet that would be super fast and reliable