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[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WRWRWRRRIGGLING. JUICY BIRD.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This truly IS a shitpost. A Raging Shitpost if you will...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're not cool until you shit your pants, kids!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Isn't that Bart's catchphrase? "Shit my shorts!"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (14 children)

You can safely cook chicken to be medium rare, buuuuuuuuut only via sous vide. You would need to get it up to at least 140F, and then keep it there for between 30 and 360 minutes, depending on how thick the piece of chicken is.

Personally, I would not want to. I enjoy beef carpaccio and steak tartare, i enjoy some sushi and sashimi, but poultry and pork, IMO, should be cooked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They do eat raw chicken in Japan, but I guess you have to treat it the same way as raw fish to be sanitary (fast freezing for 24h to kill parasites and bacteria).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Chicken sashimi is about to be taken off the menus in Japan, as even their way more sanitary ways led to quite a number of health incidents.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Just be warned that not all bacteria and parasites can be killed with a hard (0F) freeze. IIRC, there are a few parasites found in feral pigs and bear that are very freeze resistant. I think some variety of trichinella? I don't think that poultry is susceptible to trichinella infestations, but most chickens aren't kept or slaughtered in very sanitary conditions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I thought this was a myth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They don't have the same diseases as America, so it is safe to do that there. If you tried that here, you will put yourself on a surprise weight loss vacation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The same disease part or the barfing out the ass part?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Same diseases. They absolutely have ecoli and salmonella.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

They might have them but I assume they vaccinate the chickens against salmonella which the US refuses to bother with and you don't get e coli from the inside of meat, you get it from contamination.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Salmonella can be killed at less than 140 if it's for long enough, you can sous vide chicken reasonably safely down to 135 or maybe even push it a little lower. HOWEVER this will not be medium rare. Medium rare is 130. 135-140 are solidly medium, barely a blush of pink at that temp really.

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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My bud that's not medium rare,

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How else do you die of salmonella

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah dude that’s not fish it’s chickenella

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bruh that festival is sick af.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you know that with Salmonella you can lose all of your weight?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No thanks, I'll stick with crack.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Usually from dehydration. Most cases self resolve after a few days.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'm not convinced that it's even warm

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's not even rare! I've cooked my chicken medium-rare by accident, it was edible, kinda nice actually. I think medium-well is the sweet spot for chicken, but I could see someone going for a medium even. I wouldn't really recommend medium-rare to anyone, pretty sure I dodged a bullet that time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I personally absolutely hate not fully cooked chicken. Beef has to be medium rare and pork maybe not completely cooked(at least IMO), but chicken that isn't completely cooked is absolutely disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Can you actually cook chicken medium rare?

Like when you go to a restaurant, if you order a steak they will ask you how you want it cooked. They don’t ask you how you want your chicken cooked. They just cook it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, for whatever structural reason, the harmful stuff can penetrate chicken but not beef. Chicken has to be cooked through.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It’s how chicken is processed. Also, yeah it can do the same to beef, especially now that they are using machines to tenderize and dye the beef before it reaches the customer.

Things like steak tartare are cured with salt and very carefully handled. The risk of illness is still there, just greatly reduced thanks to careful prep.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I like my chicken nuked

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

People who undercook beef be like

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dudes playing russian roulette by eating raw chicken everyday.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure according to the post he already lost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

lost a shitload of weight, yeah

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve been eating ham and mayonnaise sandwiches for 60 years, and I feel terrible

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Having no appetite for the only food you have available really helps cut down on the extraneous eating. I know this comment sounds sarcastic but it is not intended to be. I start skipping meals as it gets close to grocery trip time because I don't want to eat anything I have in the house.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Have eaten in Japan and never gotten sick that I can recall. Definitely not my favorite; the texture isn't great IMO.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate how raw chicken feels in my hands, why would I want it in my mouth...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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