blue, so I would finally have a friend
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Having your crush as your legitimate wingman is a fucking superpower beyond all superpowers.
So I would clearly take the pink pill if necking them all at once isn't an option.
Why is this so funny? It's fucking stupid 😂
I'd take yellow because nothing would change
So take green then maybe?
Nah, I don't like weed or any of the other options
I'm gonna be the world's loudest pisser!
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn't ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.
You'd have to choose your celebrity crush with care.
What if I already have the blue pill power? Does it cancel out in some sort of strange overdose condition?
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
PowerRanger colors explained.
The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.
Do what I tell you or I'll give you nonstop diarrhea for the rest of your life.
Do you have to have the person in line-of-sight? Is awareness of them enough? Do they need to hear you? Do they need to see you? The "on command" bit is what makes me think they need to be able to be given a command, so at the very least have a speaker nearby. It's a great bluff though. Who, after all, would actually question it once you've made them go several times.
The diarrhoea bit is an idea though. Can you make them poop in different ways? If you can make them have loose, watery stools could you also go the other direction and make them shit bricks? Take 100 men, make them shit bricks, and now you have an industry of adamantium-strength building material. Scale it up as business grows. The world would design around the piddling side effect that the hardest material in the universe is fecal matter. Masks with jasmine would become standard. People would wear skintight bodysuits that are easily removed and recycled in the intimate parts of their homes/offices that are made from non fecal material. Cleanliness would take over the world by necessity. You could be the start of a beautiful, shit-built world...
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Jokes on you, I'm aromantic!
I choose the weed gummy
yay weed and friendship my two favorite things