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[–] [email protected] 250 points 1 week ago

If it’s a legitimate assault, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you carry a sign reading "you deserve to be raped" then you can't complain about being clubbed on the head, because you obviously are a waste of genetic material

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think "you deserve to be hit over the head with a baseball bat" is an understandable response to "you deserve to be raped".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say, it's too mild a response, but anything within the line, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No one deserves to be hurt. Unfortunately, some people do ask for it.

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did deserve it. If you advocate for pointless violence you deserve it back at you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

No, he deserves to be rehabilitated in a facility that can reeducate him from his backwards beliefs.

Unfortunately we are limited by our material conditions, so instead he gets hit with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look, I have neither the time nor the resources to teach you a lesson, so I'm just gonna have to beat the lesson into you with this bat."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

a little operant conditioning when we're short on time and long on baseball bats

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy was absolutely asking for it.

Literally yes. It seems people are unfamiliar with this type of grift, which was made popular by the Westboro Baptist Church. Show up somewhere and say the most inflammatory (but not directly threatening) things possible until somebody gets fed up and assaults you, then sue that person for damages.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You know, there's a secret trick to not getting sued for assaulting them...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Sneak into thier house and poison all of thier food?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I disagree. There are definitely people who deserve to be hurt.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I'd argue quite a number of people deserve to be hurt, and this prick is definitely one of them.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only the good die young I've heard

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Pinochet: 91
  • Reagan: 93
  • Thatcher: 87
  • Kissinger: 100
  • Mugabe: 95
  • Sheldon Adelson: 87

Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In France we have Jean-Marie Le Pen. He tortured people and was friends with nazis. He's 96 and still alive.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For any wondering, no, that's not a coincidence. He is Marine Le Pen's father.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Jean-Marie Le Pen

He's 96 and still alive

That's awful!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Counterpoint: Jimmy Carter made it to 100.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

True, and Betty White to 99, just a couple weeks plus change from her 100th.

They're very much the EXCEPTION rather than the rule, though..

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I used to think that was just a saying but now that I'm in my 40s, it has generally held true, and it suuuucks.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago

Your body, my choice to hit it with a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tabitha Brubaker has been charged felony assault and marijuana possession

Boooo, fuck off with the weed charge on there too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He pressed charges over that? I hurt myself worse at work and walk it off. That guy's a bitch.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was once a time when "Fighting Words" were a viable defense in cases like these, and that sign certainly qualifies as fighting words.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's ridiculous that it's not a viable defense now. They've empowered bullies from childhood onwards.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Because the state has a monopoly on violence.

You are not allowed to do violence yourself, you must petition the government to do violence for you. And the government will decide how and when it is appropriate to do violence on your behalf.

So, for example, a white nationalist Nazi saying all women deserve to be raped is not a justifiable reason to do violence.

But a brown person living peacefully where oil is IS reason to do violence. Ok?

A group of people demanding that all LGBTQ+ people be sterilized or executed, no reason to do violence.

Those people defending themselves, now we need to do violence. Got it?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

I mean, strutting around with his cranium exposed like that, it was only a matter of time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BONK go to ~~horny~~ actual jail

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If a jury of your peers see fit.

(I wouldn't)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I think pre-commentor meant the bonked dumbass

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Grass grows, birds fly, and brother? I BONK people

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"I shouldn't have stuck around" he said...

Captain obvious right there

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's still standing in the picture, we should let her try again

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That is absolutely horrific, disgusting and vile. Has anyone checked if the bat is ok?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Hit him again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I literally said "FUCK YES" out loud when I read this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I've been playing far too much brawl stars. I heard the "wack" in my head and exhaled air out muh nose. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Now time to be around him with a sign reading, “You deserve to be hit on the head with a bat.” I’m certain he’d agree.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I mean, if anyone deserves to be raped it is someone holding a sign threatening rape

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I think she used the baseball bat incorrectly in this particular situation. Opportunity missed!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

He had it coming. I'd even say he doesn't deserve to be raped, just because it's such a terrible act.

But I'm all for the assault in this situation. As I said, he was asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

NOOOOO, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's the damn video? Aluminum or a Louisville Slugger? Hopefully she's a softball player.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There's a video in this article of the moment, tho you can't see her hit him. He's holding the camera and she walks up behind him and clocks him. From the sound of it, the bat was aluminum

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