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[–] [email protected] 2 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

Meanwhile: males, dudes, guys, homies, fellas, bois, bros, lads, laddie, mates, geezers, chaps, gents, boss, hoss, cheif, buddy, pal, son, sonny, sonny boy, muchacho, hombre, old timer, Mac, Joe..

"Yeah what's up?"

I don't think we need to cancel Guys and Dolls just yet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 55 minutes ago

Sexism is a helluva drug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I call them flighty broads

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Women implies the existence of nimen and tamen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Mmmmm... ramen

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

'feminine species' 😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

What is a woman?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As a man who likes fedoras, this stereotype offends me. Sadly, it's an accurate description most of th etime.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Usually the Redditors wear the fedora without knowing how to pair it correctly with the rest of their outfits, so don't worry, if you wear a nice attire and a fedora people won't get you confused with the guy wearing an ahegao t-shirt two sizes too small and cargo shorts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

And I can hear it spoken with a lisp that you get when talking with a mouth full of prosthetics. Pfemales

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago

Come on, that's just obvious bait

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You remember how everyone just used to say women 10-20 years ago? I guess that's woke now. So much for conserving.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 hours ago

In most contexts, you’d just say…”people”.

Or, if you’re actually trying to make a demographic-wide statement, like how women aren’t good at video games, you’d just say:

“IGNORE ME, I AN A SEXIST MORON.”

Basically, the meme isn’t much meant for the word choice, it’s how often incels have statements to make on half the population.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A reliable source on TV told me you can't go wrong with

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I favor wench.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

What is the difference between "people with vaginas" and "people with vaginas of the feminine species"? And what is the "feminine species"? Is it some (unspecified?) species where every specimen is of the feminine gender?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

People with vaginas include some trans men. The idiot in OP is not totally wrong. People with vaginas are females. But what he means is (cis) women.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

He calls them the "female species" because the can't (won't) successfully breed with his own.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (7 children)

That's a huge word ~~salat~~ salad just to say "I'm an incel"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 12 hours ago

salat

Found the Ger(wo)man.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago

Yes but he's not looking for a woke word for "females", so "women" doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

As a magical talking lion, I always go with, "Daughter of Eve."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A talking lion and a flying squid? That's some Lovecraftian horror combo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Flying Squid is just my mom de plume. I’m really a Jesus metaphor in big cat form.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

mom de plume

What would Freud say about this one? It's not overly sexual but I like it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Wo-men? Well, I've heard of men, but this sounds like a foreign language to me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

Here I go once again with the email
Every week I hope that it's from a female

Oh :( Not from a female

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