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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that's just because we don't understand how their eyes work.

...this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

A wizard did it

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm more worried about why it's getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You don't use a poop sock?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls... 🎤

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more worried that her eyes aren't in her head.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn't....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

oh god public toilet nightmares

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Witch's kiss

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit's a feature my dude

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

If the water is cold I guess

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This means either you're hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you'd have some soggy underwear.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff