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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. It's a duck, not a goose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.

https://hirvikota.wordpress.com/2023/09/27/mallard-duck-the-hidden-side-of-sex-the-scientist-magazine/

I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’ll never be able to watch flipper again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I nominate you as a volunteer to find out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

...of crows.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's not funny