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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gaetz found out it wasn't "JV Dance" it was "JD Vance"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Oh yooooou! I love this comment!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Somebody was on reddit today

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Because of course he would

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.

Was not disappointed!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So glad his schedule freed up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

He’d probably prefer middle school

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

This one can take over breitbart or oan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Punks probably drooling in anticipation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

TBF middle school volleyball finals take precedence