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My thought is, "assassinate Putin. If Americans can't do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done".
Famous American spy James Bond...
The USA assasinating the supreme leader of Russia is such a big trigger to start the nuclear holocaust. That's so so much worse than the assasination that started WW1. The US isn't even on the same continent
Cause that what happened when Stalin died too, right? Someone worse took over who didn’t start his new posi with apologizing for the horrors of the prev party leader, and totes didn’t have the pedophile that lead the NKVD shot, right?
We have no idea about the chain if command, we don’t even know who would take over! Much less how much secure his rule would be!
Either explain your reasoning or give certificationof your clairvoyant abilities! Lest I start saying that your mum is a hivemind nest of gay ferrets in a trench coat, since evidence you act as if evidence is requirement…
Let me answer with a question - would anyone, even Trump, be absolutely chill about Putin assassinating Biden if it happened today?
Do you really imagine there would be no repercussions?
This is not about the next psycho in line being even worse than the current, it's about having a leader of a superpower being murdered as a ploy of their directly rivaling player.
Well, comsidering that Trump was put in by Putin no! But why would a popularity of an idea have to do anything with with its doability?
At this point I really don't have the slightest idea how to explain to you how moronic it would be to have a leader of a foreign country assassinated for you.
Oh buttercups, lets be honest here! You can’t, since you have no argument!You never even tried stating one, you just make semi-random definitive statements that aren’t even logical!
You seriously think after being called out, you screaming “MORON, I-I-I-I…” like a bullied preschooler pretending to know what he is even talking about is convincing?
Jesus Christ it's Agent Archer
Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?
Probably better to stick with codenames and send in duchess.
Correct. If an American can't do it, James Bond will. :)
To Russia With Love
Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.
Let's see how fast the orange shuts that down
Ukraine then says they'll stop when Trump sends XYZ equipment. They aren't beholden to him unless he actually does send them stuff to make listening worth their time.
Day 1 is going to be a rude awakening
By "rude" I assume you mean "odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided"
The orange will have a rude awakening if he thinks he can just cut all aid and still dictate to Ukraine what they can and can't do.
Simple solution to that is to shoot your entire wad the day before inauguration!
At present he appears to be shooting musks wad
Mariupol liberaton speedrun starts, NOW!
Unfortunately it's only in Kursk... For now. If Biden grows half a testicle within the next 2 months, this could get interesting
Sheeit. If I'm Ukraine I'm holding onto those things and using my own missiles as much as possible until Trump comes into office. Trump cuts off aid, Moscow eats an ATACMS. Zelensky sends Trump a message that simply says, "I'll do it again".
No problem 👍
Get this man a field commission.
Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg
USA: WTF, man?
Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!
"I think you sent us the ones meant for Israel, they went way off target and hit something we were totally not aiming at"
Idk, at his age, I wonder what sized that half a testicle would be. Things tend to shrivel with age...
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Based.