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[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

This is too coincidental not to share. I photographed the following piece of 'art' about roosters that raised a lot of question marks about the person that made it. Both in subject matter and kerning.

I think it's the same author

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

At my brother's house for dinner, yum, chicken casserole. Six-y-o niece: "It's not a chicken, it's a rooster. It bit daddy, and daddy cut its head off." Still delicious.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for subscribing to animal gangbang facts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're welcome now where are they

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Did you know? In some lemming populations, multiple males will gangbang females in a cooperative orgy. The sheer number of males often results in the female surrounded by a mass of males. In high-density conditions, males might even mate with each other in a confusing, mixed-up “mating frenzy” where everyone seems to be trying to copulate with the same female or even each other.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Does your rooster need an apprentice?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Nope. According to all my neighbors I'm the only one with chickens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

huh, i wonder where the egg came from.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Have them stay in Oahu, Hawaii anywhere outside Honolulu and they'll become experts on what roosters do... every morning at 4:30am.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, I'll just yeet some kids to Hawaii real quick...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I am thinking a GIANT slingshot on the coast of California...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Definitely not me.