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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[–] [email protected] 49 points 22 hours ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I'll have what he's having!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

ignorance is bliss