Well, let me practice.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but I read this as a woman's response to Republicans.
Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.
Right? My immediate thought was just that is is awful communication and everyone would have a better time if they just said something in either scenario
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Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.
Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?
I've heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity
This happens when providing suggestions to anyone about anything when you're dealing with an insecure person.
Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.
Well that's just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.
I don't give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.
Lmao
I dumped a woman when she told me she faked her orgasms. Good sex requires honesty, trust, and communication. It's impossible to get better when either person is being dishonest.
Good, fuck her. Or not fuck her in this case. I've dated two or three guys that had honesty issues, and the relationship crumbled very quickly after I figured it out. Without trust there's no respect, no cooperation, no kindness.
While 100% in the don't fake it camp, please also remember us men are not mind readers and our equipment works different. Much like with cooking and cleaning, if you don't tell us what we are doing wrong or better yet show us the right way, we are going to assume we did our part cause we got the result we wanted and you didn't complain or ask for something different.
Also a woman's ability to cum varies HIGHLY from person to person.
I've noticed a pretty direct correlation with a woman's habit of masturbating and her ability to orgasm during sex. The chick I was seeing just before I went back to college, I'd believe it if you told me that I've played with her clit more than she ever has TO THIS DAY, and guess what? She never once gave me any suggestion on what she wanted me to do, I'm sure because she genuinely didn't know.
I'd say day to day as well, depending on many factors (stress, energy level, hormones, etc.)
Just communicate and see what's working or not, or if anything works at all. It will make the sex better for everyone involved.
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> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"
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I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣
Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won't give up.
Have you heard about that wild thing you can do called “communication”
"It's ok babe, I'm good, my thighs are sore."
"No, I'm gonna get you off tonight!"
Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn't mean the sex was bad, it doesn't mean I wasn't satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.
Okay but if that's his response then put your foot down and tell him in no uncertain terms that you are finished
If the follow up to you saying you're done is them demanding to keep going, that is coercive and fucked up. I wouldn't suggest lying in response unless you never plan to see them again, though, or if you feel safe and plan to address it later. It's just as fucked up to keep up with the lie afterwards as it is to be coercive, imo. Both play coercive, indirect ways of refusing respect, and the tit-for-tat dynamic risks setting up a breeding grounds of resentment for at least the person maintaining a lie. It also denies the coercive person the opportunity for growth.
Tell him it's not going to happen. It's okay if it doesn't. The important part is he tried.
I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason
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I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck's fault.
I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in "normal" sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn't orgasm don't take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her
I understand you are a woman but you really need to get control of your periods here.
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Most men are a lot more receptive to input than many women give us credit for. For the mist part, men do not want to be known as a terrible lay. If your man doesn't think he needs pointers, get someone else to treat you right.
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Or rather: don't fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there's something he can do better.
Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.
If he can't roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first 😛
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Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance
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I know the tone of this is supposed to be "haha you suck" but if you fake it then you're only going to make the guy keep doing the thing that didn't work. Help them learn how to be better because they can't feel what you're feeling.
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