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[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or maybe the driver's Catholic.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The power of christ propels you!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

jesussoarus rex

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe he turned water into ethanol?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

How much horsepower is Jesus producing?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Not enough time has passed for that process yet

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Jesus has gas.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Is that car brand sold in the U$?

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