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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That's a gpod one.

I will forever be known as the full size candy bar house.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trying to ~~cheat~~bribe death?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

WHAT

LEMON DEMON

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are so few kids out trick or treating these days that it's really not that expensive to do this now, too. I will never get tired of hearing excited kids say "THIS HOUSE HAS BIG BARS!!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I received more trick treaters this year then ever before, and still have a ton of it left. Bet next year I will get more since I will now be the house with the big bars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where’d you get all those? I got mine at Costco and they only had two kinds, I’d like more variety.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hey, it's me, your neighbor-kid!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like raisins. When did people decide raisins were bad. Are you mad for some raisin?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For some raisin people prefer sugary candy on Halloween

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Y'all are really raisin the bar on us with these comments about currant events.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Raisins be raisin people's blood sugar too, though. Just look at one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I love raisins.

People who give raisins on Halloween deserve to have their house egged.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Luckily for me, I am not a dog or a cat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know those awful peanut butter candies that came in either black or orange wrappers? My parents bought a giant bag of them in bulk and gave them out every Halloween. From the same bag. For like five years.

This disgusting crap.

Now here is a Halloween pro tip: Go to a site like Oriental Trading Co. and get a bunch of cheap toys and plastic rings and temporary tattoos and such and give those out instead of candy. Even the teenagers love it. Kids are always excited because they get candy from everyone else, so we give them something cool and different. We have heard, "yes! It's the toy house!" more than once.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Those are some of my favorites! I love peanut butter anything, even salt-water taffy. 😃

I would buy these myself even outside Halloween if I knew anywhere that ever sold 'em.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They wouldn't be your favorites after they had been sitting in an open bag in a damp basement's so-called pantry for five years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Raisin boxes are fun though!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is this sugar industry propaganda? Raisins are actually healthier.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Isn't Halloween about getting the most sugary, most unhealthy candy though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is why I hand out celery

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Raw potatoes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I used to get small raisin box as a kid, they were actually good. Haven't seen them for a long time. And molasses toffee fun for sticking your mouth shut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Something about them makes me think of dead spiders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Dr.Oz meeting that dude from Bum Fights