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[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Toilet phone gang posters!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

It's 2024. It's rude not to jam your tongue in there!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You can curse online, nobody will tell. It's a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 hours ago

Cool criticism bro

[–] [email protected] 33 points 23 hours ago

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I'm on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] [email protected] 305 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Such a genuinely good reductio, I'm stealing this!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Reductio... is that a Harry Potter spell?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Exactly, it's the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But men's long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

Oooof what a blog lmao

https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

Doesn't mean I excuse the crap she's dumping out there, of course.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It's always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

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