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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you are putting something in a special place, SAY IT OUT LOUD while you are still looking at it. "I'm putting the screwdriver on this shelf."

You'll still forget but you'll feel extra dumb when you finally find it again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, yeah i can relate so much

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I put it somewhere so I wouldn't lose it" is a thought that runs through my head at least once a week.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For me it's, "I shouldn't be doing this. I'll never find it again. This is an awful place to put this," as I commit to setting something down in the abyss.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I like to balance things in absolutely awful places. Like I'll have a platter full of minis that are ready to be painted or a tray full of hundreds of tiny electric components and I'll set them down on top of a closed water bottle??? Why????

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have this shitty ability that I remember better about where other people left something than where I left what I had in my hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Actually me. I see someone set something down and my brain says, "when Bill asks where his wallet is, we'll know where it's at! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽"

Bill never asks where his wallet is, and I don't know where mine is.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Protip: when you're looking for something and you find it, don't put it back where you found it. Put it in the first place you looked.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

What if I forgot where I looked first? :/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

All my stuff would be in the fridge. Always the first place I look cuz "maybe I set it down in the fridge when I was grabbing something."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, maybe you should put them in the second place. 😛

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am absolutely horrible for this.

Years ago senior week was rolling around and my parents were going on vacation. They left the day before I did. I had packed up the clothing I needed cleaned out my truck I was ready to go.

The next morning I woke up and looked for my keys, they were gone. I just had them the prior day and I knew that I had put them somewhere where I couldn't possibly forget and lose them. I specifically remembered doing that, but as I kept looking and they kept not showing up, I expected that I dreamed it. So I went from looking places that I might have put them to retracing my steps for where I probably put them. Hours and hours later, it was still no good. It was infuriating. I was supposed to be at the beach by now. I went ahead and went to bed that night.

The next morning I woke up determined to find the keys. I did a systematic sweep of the vehicle and then started inside and went counterclockwise through every room looking in every nook and cranny. After going through every area in the house that I had been in for the past 48 hours they still didn't show up.

Now I'm looking in drawers and cabinets where I didn't go. I had torn through my room topped to bottom left to right front to back. I decided I was going to go back out and check the truck again, But it was just starting to rain outside, so I put my shoes on. Right there in the toe of my right shoe or my car keys. I can't possibly lose my keys if they're in my shoes it's not like I would go to the beach without my shoes on. It just didn't occur to me too go quite that far while I was looking for them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I feel for you! The amount of times I've torn my living space apart to find something in an unusual but simple place (Or just never see it again). "It'll be safe here", "I'll never miss it if i put it right here"... Some say our brains have all the information that they haver ever processed. Why does it fight us so hard when we try to retrieve something we know damn well it has the answers to?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how I lost 30% of my possessions moving house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Me right now. Slowly replacing everything I put in a special place, because I can only find the non-special stuff.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's nothing quite like buying a new one of some lost thing and upon deciding on the perfect place to keep it, finding the original...

edit: bonus ADD points if you find two originals there

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the fuck did I put my glasses? Lemme just put on these glasses to look for them.

Oh, right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Have you also needed to make a call and looked for your phone even tho you are using it to shitpost? I hope I'm not the only one :/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a hammer and It's always on top of the ladder I'm about to move.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

with Ritalin, this graph adds like a 25% section of remembered

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'll put it here (in this special place I never put anything) so I'll remember it.

It's a LIE and I fall for it every time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I put it in a secret place to hide it from people so that no one can find it because it's important .... but I forgot where.

The next person to own my house will probably find seven or eight keys I've forgotten about hidden around the property ..... funny part is, I've found a couple of strange old keys hidden in boards and siding during my renovations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

My friend, you are a squirrel... Let's hope those keys grow to create new baby houses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

For me there is also a tiny sliver that is "I am currently holding it but somehow got distracted to that fact and havent realized it yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I compare living with adhd like having a crazy roommate with boundary issues. Looking for my shit like Sherlock trying ya figure out what the fuck was going thru their mind when they put my keys on top of the grandfather clock smdh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Story of my life, its always a special place and then i can't find it...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This but my wife is 100% green and I am 100% yellow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My chart needs one more option taking up half while the other two occupy a quarter.

"The last place I used it" is the answer usually around half the time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Our problem is we can't remember the last place we used it. Executive dysfunction is definitely cruel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Leavers vs. putters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Forget what you are even looking for after you go to place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Out of sight out of mind, so chaos is where I thrive.... At least I loose lot less things if them all are where I can see them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is why I've had to start putting things in specific spots. And I have to be very intentional about it otherwise I'm going "I'll put it here so I remember it" and poof it's gone.