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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For non-~~Austrian~~ Australian readers, I found this:

2021 Australian Parliament House sexual misconduct allegations

Edit: bad autocorrect

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

For non-Austrian readers

Gu-en tag, mate! Setz another garnele on ze barbie.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Oh no, it's the consequences of his actions coming back to haunt him yet again.

Bummer!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I was going to say he's not going to do great at that, but he does have a bit of a Niko Avocado look about him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How skillless of a person do you have to be where the only thing you can do is go on OnlyFans? You can't work at a Waffle House, or Wal-Mart, or do a podcast, or become a janitor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's more that he's a rapey shit cunt no decent person would hire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think his lawyer personally wants to see the nudes.