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once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I have two Fenix lights that both have 2 buttons, one on/off and a second mode selector.

The LD12 is perfect as a daily although the side/mode button is kinda awkward to use, the main button is perfect though.
My PD35R is a bigger one that's really bright, but also too big for normal carry, so I only use it for work when it's too dusty to see. It has 2 buttons on the back, one small one for mode selection and a nice big one to turn it on/off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The mighty Kingdom of Anduril takes grievance against this sentiment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

i like him better when he was still Narsil.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I guess I haven't used a flashlight recently

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Buy one that’s made for fire fighters. They must be compliant to norms and from what I see all of them are super easy to handle. On off with a physical button.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Because it’s cheap for them to jam functionality into the circuitry and more expensive to actually add physical buttons. They want to advertise lots of features but deliver them in the cheapest way possible.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same with bike lights, no I don't want 16 different strobes, it's not a vibrator.

Thinking about it, vibrators should have a on/off button too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My wife’s favourite has a button that scrolls through the various modes, but when you hold it for a couple of seconds turns it off. Shit’s a game changer. Even starts back up on the last used setting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it's this one. Enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

My bike lights aren't bad.

Hold to turn on (to the last mode used), hold to turn off, push to switch between three modes: High, Low, and Flashing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have 2 Hexbright flashlights. They're programmable so you can make it work however you want. Really wish the company went beyond the kickstarter because I'd love some different models with the same customization.

I have mine programmed where from off hold=as low as possible. Then standardish 3 brightness, starts at low first click. Hold button while on for turbo. But my favorite part is if you don't click the button for 5 seconds, the next click is off instead of the next brightness. Saves your night vision not having to cycle through high to turn off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's far more than I want from a flashlight.

On/off. That's literally all it needs to do. I'd like to be able to plug it in and charge it but quite frankly if I can't get that without it just going on/off with the single press of a button I'll replace batteries until the day I fucking die.

I use a pocket flashlight daily. It is an integral part of my job. I use flashlight in a wide variety of light conditions and different levels of reflectivity.

I have never wanted my flashlight to flash on and off, change brightness, or any of the other random crap they force in to what should be the simplest tool in my toolbox.

Press button. Change state of light. That is literally the only thing it needs to do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I mean for that, my phone works fine. I set the bixby button to turn on\off the flashlight. Single button on off always on me. Of course being programmable, you could program a simple on off as well on the hex.

I used the hexbright camping and stargazing. The hold setting is so dim its useless unless you're in pitch black and just need to see the star chart. And you don't want bright as it takes at least 30 minutes to recover your night vision after a bright flash so that's what my use case was.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I wish there were more things like this (and not just flashlights) - made with some thought put in. And to anyone who'd whine about the price, the fact that you have them 10+ years later says enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, flAshlight!

As you were…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Be careful updating the firmware on those, friend of mine ended up having to finger his named pipe. You don't know him, he goes to a different school.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

no, surprisingly, Fleshlight has actually figured out how to make an on/off button.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Surprised not to see any posts referencing the Arbitrary List of Popular Lights or [email protected].

One of the requirements to make it on the list is:

A user interface where a single click turns the light on in a reasonable mode, and another single click turns it off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

you know I was expecting mostly what I got, people commiserating, people giving explanations for why they exist, people talking about how their flashlights don't do that, but something genuinely useful, that I did not expect.l

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (8 children)

it should just be, big button for power on and off, and another button for mode/cycle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My Emisar flashlights have a single button that does a hundred different things that you need a fucking map to navigate

But if you click it right, it goes into Muggle Mode… where it acts as a normal flashlight. Click to third on, click to turn off.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Here's a feature I want that doesn't seem to exist in any modern flashlight:

DON'T DRAIN THE BATTERY WHEN TURNED OFF!!!

Seriously, the constant drain on the battery means that you cannot have an emergency flashlight in the drawer. How FUCKING STUPID is that?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is just a reality of electrical circuitry that includes batteries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

So have a mechanical circuit.

Like we used to have before a tiny chip became marginally cheaper to produce than a tiny metal and plastic switch.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Just

  • on off switch/button
  • rotate the head for bright-dim-wtf

That's it. That's what I want.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah but rotating the head is usually focus

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're describing a UI that I've only seen in cheap hardware store flashlights. Yes it's infuriating when you can't just turn a light on or off, and choose the mode you want. I use strobe when crossing streets at night but my lights make it easy to access that feature when I want it.

Who is this "favorite flashlight manufacturer"? I find it odd that you both have a favorite, and buy lights that act like this. There are thousands that don't.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

They put them in all the flashlights because of a combination of minimum features required and cost savings.

To keep heat at a minimum and improve power usage, LEDs benefit from being run by a driver circuit.

If you're going to use a driver circuit you might as well allow for dimming if you're going to allow for dimming you need to have timed button presses.

There's only a couple of companies out there that make the circuitry that does the LED driver / lithium ion charging, so everybody just uses the same chipset.

If you want to flashlight that just turns on and off and doesn't have a lot of features try to find one that doesn't have lithium ion batteries. If you don't need the lithium ion charger they're more likely not to use one of them more extensive chipsets.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

Right there with you.

Why can't I get a light with super simple controls (say low/med/high/off) with like a 18650 battery?

Nope, you want a 18650,you get all sorts of goofy UI crap. Uggh.

I do have some Duracell led flashlights that use 4 AAA, with a single button, low/med/strobe (uggh)/off. OK price as a multi-pack from Sam's or Costco, about $7/ea.

But their runtime is about the same as an old incandescent, just with a lot more light.

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