You may find you struggle with step 1.
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Also step 2. $4MM is not enough to run the kind of vessel needed to go to the poles for the length of time needed.
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I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear
Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.
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Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again
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would have to be quite a few bears to avoid heavy inbreeding
No, you must keep the bloodline pure.
Okay, McPoyle.
Apparently it is 12 creatures, 6 male and 6 female, that is needed for a genetically diverse enough group to repopulate.
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A couple of birth defects wouldn't matter much if you're walking around a penguin buffet. They'd be fine.
Sounds reasonable.