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Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again
So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up
Crude dark matter oil should do the job.
Penguin spanish fly.
I'm almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally
Listen to this. How about we get a big boat, put the surviving penguins inside and ship them to the Artic!
Ahh the good old switcheroo