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Anyone got ruse plans? Here's mine

>Buy new shirt
>Don't let roommates know
>Go on vacation to place with a landmark, like New York
>Take photo in front of Statue of Liberty wearing new shirt
>Go back and tell roommates you went somewhere else
>Wait a few weeks
>Tell your roommates you just got a new shirt and show it to them
>Say you're going on vacation to New York
>Actually stay in your room
>Lock door, turn lights off, be silent
>Send photo of you in front of Statue of Liberty with new shirt to roommate
>One night, sneak out into the bathroom
>Shit in the shower
>Go back to your room and wait
>Next day, roommates think it was each other
>Come out and say you just got back
>Normies would never expect someone to actually go to New York just to get away with shitting in the shower
>Enjoy as your roommates argue with each other for shitting in the shower

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe that's what the lemmy no poop challenge was really about.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this be the one poop challenge?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

the one poop (real)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was posted on 4chan, I'm sure the OP already has a collection of piss bottles in his room.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, not a big stretch to add a poo sock.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Nonono the sock is for something else, this is what your poop drawer is for.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which one is this the answer to? Eat? Piss? Both? Shit yourself!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Yeah, your roommate will be embarrassed when he's caught entering your room, but you'll have to explain why you're sitting silently in a dark room covered in shit.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: Anon lives on their own because they are insufferable, the loneliness just makes them think they share the place with other people.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

This looks like Jakes shit. I can recognize his shit anywhere, all he eats is hot cheetos and red alert

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

BRILLIANT!!!