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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The King of Unforced Errors strikes again.

e: oh shit, it got me. Didn’t see the community, and this is so trump. Ha. I ate the onion.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

lol well, in your defense, they just swapped "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT" for MOO DENG. Which he did actually post. So it's totally understandable to bite the Onion on this one… The man is so ridiculous that any satire about him is going to seem believable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Got heeeeem!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

But they’re so cute!.🥺

No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
….

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh, this got me, I thought it was real for a second.

TBH if it was another site, I could have kept reading their Trump quote and still believe it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah this one's a little too on the nose, lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His followers would probably start sending death threats to pygmy hippo zookeepers everywhere if they didn't recognize this as parody... and could read.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

it's probably already started. those poor hippogrips

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I expected nothing else.

Regardless of whether it's The Onion, or if it had happened irl.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago