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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

But they’re so cute!.🥺

No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
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