The real trick is figuring out how to tell the pregnant wife that you got the side piece pregnant too.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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There's no trick, you just use your immense wealth to force the mistress into an abortion without telling anyone. /s
The bans are about controlling women through healthcare. Never forget that.
My advice: be very discreet. She'll probably have a bunch of hour-long Ob/Gyn appointments, so those are a good opportunity.
My advice."use your dick to cheat."