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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was expecting him to have groomed his iOS 17 phone for a year only to finally plug it in once the 18 update hits.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, who cares what Drake uses on his iPhone....

Wait, what?

Ohhhhhh.... Nevermind me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

WOP WOP WOP WOP

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is how I felt since like iOS 7. I also use android now so ¯_ (ツ) _/¯

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why don't you have a seat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I swear I just came over to see if iOS 13 was okay. I wasn't going to do anything.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has this just gone completely over your head?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh

ooooh

oooooooooh noooooooo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Best ride of the day.

Um, this thread. This thread was a ride. Not whatever the thread, um, was about. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta double-escape that left arm since both backslash and underscore are special characters in markdown.

¯\_ (ツ) _/¯ -> ¯_ (ツ) _/¯

¯\\\_ (ツ) _/¯ -> ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

¯\ (ツ) _/¯

Did it work?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don’t get it. Did he diddle a kid like R Kelly?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I haven’t cared enough to dig into it but I remember he was really weird with Millie Bobby Brown when she was ~14.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wamp wamp wawa