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[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"went home, kicked sarumans ass for good, and then got to slammin...

Oh right, the whole battle of the shire isn't a thing because some dork chopped it and Tom bombadil completely out of a movie script.

What? No... I'm not bitter... much

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

They're saving it for the sequel, "The Shire, An Inconvenient Truth"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's still hope for a Tom Bombadil miniseries that resurrects those scenes. Whether it would be good is TBD, but maybe Amazon pulls an Andor and gives somebody the creative freedom to make it that way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Amazon's made some half-decent shows, so it's not completely unrealistic to imagine ...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"So we decided not to actually read any of the lord of the rings books and instead imagined what a guy named Tom Bombadil would be like and thought up some zany adventures for him to go on. We really think the audience will respond to his soon to be famous punch line, 'Gabbana doodle muk muk.' Ahh old Tom 'Cheddar Cheese' Bombadil what will you do next? That's right we gave him the nick name Cheddar Cheese, people are going to love it."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

‘Gabbana doodle muk muk.’

Not too far off from the way he talks in the books, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Amazon has made some decent shows, but has Amazon made any decent adaptations? Rings of Power wouldn't be completely awful for example if not for the butchering of the pre-existing lore.

Vox Machina is the closest they have, but that's kinda cheating, the VAs who originally created and played the characters in DnD are, naturally, the VAs for their characters on the show.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is The Boys not an adaptation? I’m not a viewer, but I could swear I’ve seen a comic version of it at my local bookstore.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, I do wish Tom bombadill was in the movie since he's probably my favorite character, but I was fine without the battle for the Shire.

It just seems too much too briefly even in the book, I think it would have been very difficult to include that organically in the movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I feel like Tom Bombadil is an interesting mystery in the universe, but they're pretty easily cut out of the story without changing anything really other than getting rid of the question of "who's this weirdo that the ring doesn't affect?" The Scouring of the Shire is also arguably cut pretty easily, and I get why a lot of people don't like it, but it seems more important to the themes in the book and to show how the heroes have evolved since they were last in the Shire.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You should get to grey havens after carrying this pai n inside you for 20+ years

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The reason Sam could give up One Ring was because he wanted nothing more than a small garden to tend to. He never desired anything more. Hence, The Ring couldn't tempt him.

Edit: To clarify, Sam never attempted to steal The Ring from Frodo. That is because Sam could resist the temptation of the ring because of his simple desires.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought it was cuz he never directly carried it, at least not for long. If The Ring couldn’t tempt him, why couldn’t he be the one to carry it instead of Frodo?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Sam wouldn't have the conviction to get things done. He wasn't the one who stood up and accepted the ring at the council. Sam was loyal and didn't have lofty desires, but he didn't have the spirit of adventure and perseverance that Frodo had. He was the perfect ally to help Frodo, but he wouldn't have made a good Ring bearer himself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sams greatest threat is gollum and frodo's greatest threat is everything else.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right he was too high a power level and just couldn't take this boring adventure seriously when there was strawberries he could be growing.

Happy to help out his friend though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The lost son of Bombadil

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Unless Tolkien addressed this in one of his letters (I really wouldn't be surprised), we don't know for sure, but my guess would be that Sam's resistance was mostly temporary. He could carry it for a short while without succumbing, and he could be around frodo for the whole journey with no issue, but he'd have eventually succumb to it.

Also worth noting that it's heavily implied that the whole thing was predestined by Eru, and so with that in mind, it makes perfect sense that Frodo carries it instead of Sam, because

A) if Sam carried it, it's unlikely he would have trusted Gollem, and his "help" was required in several ways to get the job done

B) Frodo being the carrier + Sam as his sole ally, while not intended by the council of Elrond, turned out to be a formidable match, thanks to Sam's resistance to the ring and his loyalty to Frodo. Idk if when push came to shove, Frodo would have been quite as loyal to Sam as Sam was to Frodo (not with the ring doing it's thing afterall.

Its also worth noting that Tolkien had some kinda weird views about the whole "servant & landed gentry" dynamics, as can be seen in just about every dialogue between Sam and Frodo lol - Sam being the effective leader, despite being a humble gardener and Frodo being basically a Lord in hobbit terms isn't something Tolkien was likely to write

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like this idea. Is it canonical?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not entirely. Sam was tempted, and if he possessed the ring long enough he would have been overcome like any other, but his Hobbit-sense saved him in that one small moment:

""As he stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, and vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor..."

"Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dur... He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be. "

"In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command. "

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The One Ring fucked up. It needed to tempt him with a mountain of PO-TA-TOES.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thank you very much for the disclaimer and the quotes, they explain a lot. Are there any clues in the text that gandalf knew exactly what he was doing when he chose Sam to accompany frodo. With respect to this honest sense, Sam has?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the book, when he was carrying it temporarily for Frodo, the Ring did tempt him. He saw himself at the head of a vast garden, a garden rivaling nations, one that would be free of society and allowed to grow endlessly. The feelings of conquest were justified immediately by the retaking of nature.

Not too bad of a temptation, I dare say.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Geez, there's so much I either missed or conflated with the movies since reading the series. Someone else included the quote where he just wants to be a small gardener with his own garden, but I don't remember the garden to rival nations although it rings a bell.

Oh, found it, "and then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own"

That's great, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's actually pretty funny to imagine the Ring searching his mind for ways to tempt him and being like, "This guy just wants a fucking GARDEN? What am I supposed to do with that?? Uhh, hey, Sam, you can have a garden that covers all of Middle Earth! (That's so stupid, I hope he falls for it)"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

True. But also, I believe he was pretty hungry by this point in the journey too, so being able to just grow thousands of fruit trees instantly might have been pretty tempting at the time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, yea that's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah maybe I was inflating it just a tad, it seems he had the realization that he could have such a large garden, but conceded in only wanting a nice singular garden.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Ring tried to tempt him like you pointed out, but because he only wanted to tend to a small garden, he never attempted to steal The Ring from Frodo unlike Boromir.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slammed prime Hobbitussy

That's gotta be a brand new sentence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one wanted to think about it given the amount of ill placed hair hobbits have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, I'll bite: WOMEN ALSO HAVE HAIR THERE.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No sir, I imagine all alpaca sweaters sleeve pulled inside out and rumpled up.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

With balls that big, I'm surprised he didn't have 20 children at one go.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Side character

Definitely the main character.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tolkien said that Sam is actually the hero in LOTR

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fine. Sam didn't do it for the fame, he just did it for his friend Frodo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He's not a side character, the whole series is literally about him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sam was the protagonist of the story. Frodo literally did nothing notable in the entire story. He didn't even throw the fucking ring into the volcano, which was the only job he had. Frodo was a rich asshole climbing Mt. Everest, and Sam was the sherpa who saved his ass but got none of the credit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Eh, he had his moments.

He saved the party in the burrow, endured the Nazgul blade in his shoulder, decided to take the burden alone when it started to affect the fellowship, tamed Gollum and got them through Emyn Muil and the Marshes, convinced Faramir to let them go on and keep their guide.

Granted, after being stung by Shelob it was Sam that kept them going, but in the end Frodo even predicted (or maybe more than predicted?) Gollums demise on the slopes of Mt. Doom: "If you touch me ever again, you shall be cast yourself into the Fire of Doom."

For me this is kind of the point of his whole character: He isn't particularly strong or mighty, but he keeps going and eventually fulfills his impossible quest through courage, wisdom and restraint. He most likely wouldn't have come far on his own, but without him there was no hope at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Frodo was responsible for being the vessel to absorb and shield the ring's power from others while carrying it to Mt Doom. If Sam himself carried it, he would have eventually succumbed to the ring just like Frodo. No one could really do much alongside that burden.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

GigaChad, Hobbit edition

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yup. Frodo is seen as the main character but poor Sam does all the work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm really hoping someone else puts up some sidekicks that were half as cool as Sam, I can't really think of any off the top of my head.

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