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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well in that case, can Kevin sleep with me?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ehhhhhhh....if in the States....depends on which state you're in, in some it's illegal...others it's fine 👍

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

It's technically legal in California... If Kevin consents.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweet home Alabaya or something?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Had to look it up, just fact check myself.
Pre-2021 the states that had no law prohibiting sexual acts with and animal were:

  • Hawaii
  • New Mexico
  • West Virginia
  • Wyoming

Mid-2021 Hawaii and Wyoming decided maybe they should have something on the books about maybe fucking an animal is possibly something we don't want happening round these parts.
Hawaii it's now either a misdemeanor or felony, depending on severity. Not really sure if I want to explore what the mean by "severity." Surely once should be past the line. Wyoming it's just a misdemeanor....

So I guess all you fuckin weirdos can move to New Mexico or West Virginia to carry on abusing animals.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

AirBnB owners will leave their pets there while guests stay?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The original concept for Airbnb was a platform to rent out a spare room or a guest house. Hence the name. Some people still do that.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In fact, the “air” in the name derived from the Latin “airres”, for “cleaning fee”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I thought air stands for flight plane, in a sense when you arrive as tourist and just got off the plane and need some place to sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No silly. Planes don't go in the air.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They go in the bnb /jk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"..and there you go."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure you used to be able to just stay in someone's spare room on Airbnb as well. This is old, lol

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is as old as the internet

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

…yet it still gets a chuckle out of this simpleton every time I see it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Hello, fellow simpleton.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't realize Airbnb has been around that long

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah man. It is coming up on twenty years. VRBO is even older.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Last time I saw it, it didn't have the unnecessary explanation at the top.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather a strange human sleep with me than a dog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

¿Por que no los dos?

(I'm a furry, now take your clothes off, it's spoon time)