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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys' pacts end in death?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My necromantic patron assures me that my pact with it will end with my death. It started to tell me something about the necromantic slaves of its next chosen champion, but that wasn't about me, and my short rest was almost over, so I turned my attention to some fried chicken instead. I'm sure it was nothing important.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hm, kinda weird that my patron will not let me cast Speak With Dead. Couldn't be too important, who wants to speak with a rotting corpse anyways!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I never really understood this meme, fire bolt is 1d10....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah the real benefit is the Agonizing Blast invocation for that sweet +5

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am aware, but that's not what the meme says...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1d10+Cha Mod 2x at level 5 3x at 11 is a bit of a mouthful

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eldritch blast effectively gets multiple "attacks" as it scales up, which is slightly better than the single larger damage roll fire bolt gets, but it's really splitting hairs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Splitting hairs is an apt description.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They meant Eldritch Blast for the warlock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can't confirm this. I've never played a Warlock.