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Student Loans, Warlock Patron (diyrpg.org)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My necromantic patron assures me that my pact with it will end with my death. It started to tell me something about the necromantic slaves of its next chosen champion, but that wasn't about me, and my short rest was almost over, so I turned my attention to some fried chicken instead. I'm sure it was nothing important.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hm, kinda weird that my patron will not let me cast Speak With Dead. Couldn't be too important, who wants to speak with a rotting corpse anyways!

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