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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

You beat me by 10 seconds.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Putin thinks about gays more than Gay people do. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Putin is big gay for his violinist.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like an exceedingly veiled masturbation reference tbh 😂

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

Translation into "plainspeak", filtering out all the deflection and projection:

We have an incompetent alcoholic military, with a toxic environment of forceful sodomy among our own troops abusing each other as well as others.

Yep... that pretty much covers it completely.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them, that is fuckin

FABULOUS

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How can I get some of that brainwashing for myself? That sounds awesome.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except it was the Athenians who were misogynistically homosexual, and apparently also ageist as well.

As far as I understand it, we guess at this because the Spartans didn't write much but the Athenians wrote a lot, including making fun of them for things like: not being Saudi Arabia/Iran towards women and such other outrageous concepts like respecting your elders.

Also Thebes had a lot of reason to hate Sparta. Among them was that those 300 famous Spartans were accompanied by several thousands of Thebians who were put in largely sacrificial positions to better save Spartan lives.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

To be fair, Sparta’s “reputation” came mostly from having a remarkable propaganda machine. They were a bunch of paper tigers.

I wouldn’t really take anything they put out about their rival as more than that.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have to know, what inspired this presumably premade art? Is this normally a problem Bi Goth Girls have? I believe this has great meme potential.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"How many soldiers' lives are worth the life of one homosexual?"

"Seven."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"God bless America, and her gays"

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gay Ukrainian Super Soldiers

Why the fuck are people against the "woke" military if we can make gay super soldiers??

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Probably afraid those super soldiers will also be super attractive and make them have impure thoughts.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't see an issue with gay super soldiers.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real question is has Putin given up on trying to call them Nazis, or are we supposed to believe Ukrainians are super gay Nazi soldiers now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

And Jewish, of course. They've got all the best space lasers, totally unfair.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Aha! The standard strategy of making the opponent both very strong, to explain why they are winning and need being fought as being the weaker one at the same time because the gays are obviously inferior.

Same rethoric the nazis used against the Jews. Strong enough to own all capital and influence the entire world behind the scenes ánd obviously an inferior type of people without spine.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wtf am i reading. Making them gay isnt even a stab at anyone, its just a weird thing to add.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not the target audience. They're trying to stir up the homophobes, for whom "gay" is very much a stab.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exactly. For them „gay“ is short for „evil, satanic pedophile“.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a really shitty acronym on their part.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

unified through gay sex

Doesn't sound that bad actually

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

I bet that advisor was rock hard while describing the gay orgies

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Greeks figured this a couple thousand years ago and we're just now catching up. SMH!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Took a lesson from Sparta, make all your soldiers gay lovers and they will fight like hell.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it’s called Sacred Band of Thebes, where they specifically get male lovers as soldiers since they will fight for each other more fiercely.

A nice name for an acoustic band also.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gays make better soldiers, says Putin's adviser

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Which one of you told?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Gay Ukrainian super-soldiers FTW!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can I get one of the gay Ukrainian soldiers?
Ukrainian men are HOT!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am suddenly seeing Captain America in a whole new light.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the "effect" is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welllllllllllllllllllll there is a stereotype with the armed forces 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I didn't want to call out a very specific and very wet branch of service. :p

But I did just remember the Village People have that song so I guess I'm a few decades late.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

rise to meet the challenge?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Video for others like me who could NOT believe someone seriously said that.

Gay part begins at 3:17 but the part before is pretty “””interesting””” as well.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

A. BAHAHAHHAA B. Pay close attention how the hateful people in this world act, speak, and think. They’re how hitler came to power. Know thy enemy better than you know yourself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brainwashing people to stay in the military through gay influence(?) is an interesting tactic as opposed to just making people obedient in general, maybe being gay is part of the secret to superpowers idk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Gotta make "being gay" an enemy. Other a person, dehumanise them, easier to kill.

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