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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

They're the angriest gamer you've ever heard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can't wait to get home and not have the energy or time to play the games I love.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pour a drink. Pass out in the recliner before you drink it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My solution? Buy an emulator handheld and get into retro gameboy games. Just finished Yoshi’s Island, Link’s Awakening DX, and working on Oracle of Ages.

Having missed the gameboy in my childhood, I’ve been surprised by how fun and engaging the titles are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Talk a walk, and then you might get some energy back. And even if you don't, at least you have gone outside and improved mental health a bit in the process.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

just play good games

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a modification of xkcd 610.

Please give proper credit where it's due; more importantly, show some respect to one of the OG webcomic makers, Randall Munroe. The dude's a fucking legend. Yಠ_ಠY

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's also referencing James Rolfe, The Angry Video Game Nerd.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

What a shitload of fuck

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They be playing the wrong game then...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they got a successful Youtube career out of it of more than 20 years. So there is that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"They" being the angry zombies... while yes, these party-rock (shuffling) dudes are freaking amazing!:-P Like in this particular video, did they ever remove those earbuds that they were given initially... or could they dance like that regardless, b/c of the music that they carried with them, in their hearts?! :-D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Good day for the Satisfactory 1.0 release then

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

git gud

(games. git gud games)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Get better games

Or if you have the time and motivation, make better games

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You can do that or play some crazy good silly games like there's no tomorrow. Your choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm enjoying HADES II

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk, having a good time with Super Mario Ecliplse lately. I even got a real GameCube setup and an old CRT for this. Currently I’m done with the old game and my 3rd level in

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I feel like Yahtzee put it well

There are two types of games: games that make you feel things and games that make you feel numb

And after a long day of work, you sometimes just want to feel numb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After work? Nah, more like wanna feel numb at work...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you come home from an exhaustingly bad day at work and want to relax, but don't have the energy for anything big. That's where you play a cod or newer assassins creed

When I have a day off, you bet your ass I'm busting open Hifi rush or something similar