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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody is yelling at you for this one.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So their name was successful.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

That's the least controversial thing said ever

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago

I imagine they like boobs more than straight guys. They don't like straight guys very much at all.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I have it on pretty good authority that everyone who likes having sex with humans likes female boobs. And plump round asses. It's some deeply ingrained evolutionary stuff.

Doesn't mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Yeah nah gay guy here to ruin your theory - I’ve got absolutely no attraction to boobs and/or feminine asses. I’m sure some tendency towards bisexuality is more common than strict homo/hetero-sexuality, but I strongly doubt I’m alone in this either.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Also a gay man, and yeah. No sexual attraction to boobs at all. I've played with straight girl boobs while drunk, because straight girls do that when you're in your teens and early 20s, but it's always been sort of a drunk funning around thing, not a sex thing. I have the exact same amount of sexual attraction to girl boobs as I have to, like, knees. They're a body part, that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a straight man, I can appreciate that another man is handsome while feeling no sexual attraction towards him. I would assume you can feel the same way towards a woman, appreciate the beauty without the desire to screw them.

As for what OP asks, I don't think that is at the same level of "attraction".

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

Is that actually the case though? Wouldn't you have to be straight or bi/pan/etc to appreciate them erotically?

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)

even straight women like them. I was listening to some NPR thing about this guy in his 50s who got implants, and sometimes wears dresses and heels, but still considers himself a cis man, and his wife said fucking a man with tits is one of the hottest things you can do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She is probably bisexual. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

I remember reading a post where the she's explaining her bisexuality to her grandma and grandma goes, "oh everyone has those feeling. I had feelings for one of my girl friends when i was a teenager." She then had to explain that no not everyone has those feelings.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (6 children)

she said she was straight. how's about we don't go around telling other people their sexual orientations

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am lesbian - love them A LOT in a sexual way and for comfort.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I suspect that the enjoyment of boobies is sort of subjective to each individual for both lesbians and straight men alike

Personally, I fucking love them

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How the fuck they get anything done then?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (9 children)

How much time do you spend grabbing your own butt?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Each time or cumulatively?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about "as a percentage of your waking hours"?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I think you dropped an ‘n’.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Percentage of my wanking hours? Uhh maybe half a wank.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Pansexual woman chiming in; boobs are distractingly wonderful!. I'm more of a butt girl, but always appreciate nice boobs 😅

Being a dominatrix, might help though. Nipple clamps, biting them, teasing them; it all adds to my pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Had a lesbian friend, she liked ass more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (20 children)

Do all straight guys like boobs the same?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a straight guy. I don't think I like boobs like most other straight guys.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

You ARE back on your bs!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Just as no two boobs are the same, a straight man's love of boobs is a beautiful individual flower.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm more of a leg guy 🤷‍♂️.

And I don't particularly like overly large breasts, which lots of people seem to enjoy. A handful is fine, thank you very much.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

not this gay guy, y'all can enjoy em all you want tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's cool. More boob for me then.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Wat. I didn't know that! I mean, I'm not offended by dicks, but I don't love (or even really like) them...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I would not say most gay men are terrified of vaginas. I'm not sexually attracted to vagina, but I'm also not scared of it, anymore than I'm scared of wrists, another thing I'm not attracted to, or tattoos, another thing I don't personally have. They're just a thing that's there, and that I'm not into. Same for most gay men I've met.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Asexual and sex-repulsed married lesbian here. Although I love my wife romantically very much, I don’t want to do anything to her chest.

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