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[-] [email protected] 108 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if you're pirating to avoid agreeing to an EULA that lets a giant corporation murder your family members?

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that lawsuit from last week is also why I started pirating 20 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Try the Sony BMG Rootkit, contained on music CDs:

In 2005 it was revealed that the implementation of copy protection measures on about 22 million CDs distributed by Sony BMG installed one of two pieces of software that provided a form of digital rights management (DRM) by modifying the operating system to interfere with CD copying. Neither program could easily be uninstalled, and they created vulnerabilities that were exploited by unrelated malware. One of the programs would install and "phone home" with reports on the user's private listening habits, even if the user refused its end-user license agreement (EULA), while the other was not mentioned in the EULA at all. Both programs contained code from several pieces of copylefted free software in an apparent infringement of copyright, and configured the operating system to hide the software's existence, leading to both programs being classified as rootkits.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I have a few of those CD's. They also have copy protection to keep people from copying the CD's. It doesn't work.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You can't really have effective copy protection on any disc that can be played in a basic CD player; they're just too simple.

So Sony's approach was to put an autorun installer for a 'music player' on the disk too. If installed, it attempted to lock your CD drive from being used by any other software and couldn't be easily uninstalled. And they pirated open-source software (yes, that's possible) to build it.

SMH My Head.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Even if it did we's still find a way to copy it. I copy Ultra HD-Blu-rays I purchase to my hdd as a backup. DRM only serves to punish those who actually spend money on media.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Then you're violating the law! Just agree to the 40 page legalese text as if you were on an equal footing.

  • Let your personal pet lawyer read it if you can't.
  • Don't forget to read every change to them, because every EULA allows the vendor to change parts of the EULA at any time.
  • Enjoy having fewer rights to the bought stuff than a pirate does, because the EULA makes you waive them. Or will make you waive them.
[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I'm fine with people calling piracy theft, if it means they'll pirate more.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

I'm over here pirating things because I don't want to pay for them but I'll probably never watch/play them. Which side of the image am I?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Lagolas, Destroyer of Bandwidth.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I guess if you aren't consuming then you must just really enjoy the theft aspect of it. You're on the right

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Once unskippable warnings and ads appeared on DVDs I bought, I became a lost cause.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

ON DVDs???? No way they did that.... Jeez...

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

It's just a better product.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yup, if you present me a side-by-side of the free one and the paid one when the free one is better even disregarding costs, I'm pirating 100% of the time.

  • "Oh, you'll only have access to this as long as our servers remain online or as long as we keep renewing the license."
  • "Sorry, your device needs to phone home to use this."
  • "Don't you love ads in your paid product?"
  • "You'll need to juggle several different services if you want what you can otherwise get for free on a central hub."
  • "Yes, you can only use this on one or two devices at a time thanks to DRM."
  • "Fuck you, you'll need an account with us to use this even though you bought it without that account somewhere else."
  • "This thing's only ongoing cost on our end is version updates you totally need and want, so it'll be an indefinite subscription (which we'll make a pain in the ass to cancel)."
  • "This game runs noticeably worse because of the shitty DRM we shoehorned in."
  • "You're saying you don't like being spied on for ad targeting?"
  • "You can only get this bundled with a bunch of other bullshit you don't want and would never pay for individually."
  • "Our UI that you're forced to interact with to use this is fucking garbage."
  • "We don't sell this anymore; ask Scalper4478 on eBay."
  • "We use the money that you pay us to lobby against your rights as a consumer."
  • "We somehow lack QoL features that the free version has."
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

You'll need to juggle several different services if you want what you can otherwise get for free on a central hub.

This one, while common, I kind of take issue with. You’re basically complaining that there is no one, all-consuming media oligarchy that owns EVERY show/movie, and distributes it on their singular massively overpriced service (and yes, with that market stranglehold, they would massively overprice it)

Shouldn’t the principle of competition mean there are multiple services, each trying to present better content? People reasonably contend with only being subscribed to a few they care about - I don’t know who is assuming they should get access to all media, all the time, without paying truckloads of money.

I will grant that for games, no service beats Steam, but I will absolutely buy games from other platforms like Itch and GOG in the spirit of competition when their prices or better or the dev has avoided Steam for reasons of adult content censorship.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I have a game my ex me for my Xbox I think it was rainbow six I've never played because I couldn't get through the obnoxious sign up process to play a goddamned game that I owned.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

b-b-but it's not theft 😢

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Theft is such an ugly word. It's really taking from the rich and giving to the poor.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Keep robbin', stay hoodin'.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't theft. It is something else.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You pirate content to save money and protest the excesses of capitalism.

I pirate content because I enjoy singing sea shanties with the mates while seeding torrents.

We are not the same.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I just view it as a "try before you buy". I have loads of CDs and DVDs that I wouldn't have bought if I hadn't seen how good they were first.

If I try something and don't like it then I shouldn't have to pay for it.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Because I'm a cheap bastard.

And also because I'm a third worlder and piracy is my only access.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

*bargain also known as 100% discount

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

My friend (an old lady unfamiliar with pirates) bought a dvd the other day. A comedy from 15 years ago.

It had been censored. Offensive dialogue dubbed over. No warning on rhe package.

Yo ho forever.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

If purchasing doesn't convey ownership, copying cannot be theft.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And it's good for my financial health

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Morality is a great tool for justifying legal enforcement of my desires. All it takes is a good argument connecting the two.

The arguments are getting less good here tho. They're getting very thin and flimsy.

What would happen if we threw away the moral argument?

What if instead of offering a moral argument for why you shouldn't pirate their movies, Disney just said "come at me bro"?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you can’t own it, you might as well “steal it”

But hey, property is theft anyways so who the fuck cares if I copy media without paying the ghouls who “own” the work made by other people they pay pennies of their dollar

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This guy is theft-maxing

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can also say that you download games from green steam *torrent

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I was just sick of looking through several apps to see if I had access to something.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Based theft of pixels on screen

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And the selection is VASTLY superior.

Instead of accessing only what netflix is "offering" today, I have access to EVERYTHING. All the time. Forever. Even obscure weird old stuff.

The entire body of media created by the human race is mine!

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