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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Chapter 1: The eagles drop the ring into Mt Doom. The End

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chapter 1

Eagles get the ring. Eagles fly to Mordor. Eagles get shot down because Mordor has the best air defense system in Middle Earth. Sauron has the the ring and throws a Eagle BBQ party to celebrate. The end.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chapter 1:

Eagles get the ring

Chapter 23:

Ongoing diplomacy between Rivendell and the Eagle King about whether the eagles can be used to fly offensively into Mordor or only defensively within "Free Peoples" space, and whether carrying the ring to the Eastern marches of Gondor is proscribed as too provocative.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, it was stupid not to forge a ring for eagles, and ents, and maiar, etc.

Now eagles with the ring have air superiority and can use powerful cloaca lasers to wipe out anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cloaca lasers? I block it with my anal shield.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Omg why is it so shinny and polished?!??

Beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Chapter 2: jk the ring corrupted the eagles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That still counts as one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We've had one, yes

but what about second LGM-118A Peacekeeper MIRV?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

for good measure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Chapter 1: The eagles nuke Mt Doom from orbit. It was the only way to be sure. The End

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tolkien would still find a way to drag that out to an entire novel. There would be an entire chapter describing the explosion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And Hollywood would turn that chapter into three movies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"The Lord of the Rings: Shockwave"

"The Lord of the Rings: Mushroom Cloud"

"The Lord of the Rings: Nuclear Winter"