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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do clothes help starving people?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Its just a way to get rid of valueless crap and get to feel you're "helping"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess you can cover their mouth with them

/S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Peg: "Al, does this dress make me look fat?"

Al: "No Peg, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Peg: "Oh Al, let's fuck like wild animals!"

Al: "Ah jeez, Peg, I just got home from work, haven't I suffered enough?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You get that one from Facebook, grampa?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I thought this was funny because the “husband wolf” loves his shitty, lame joke so much, and the “wife wolf” looks exasperated with him. Fatphobia and sexism don’t even need be part of the equation. It’s okay to laugh!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Are we seriously contriving an awkwardly constructed conversation just so we can call our hypothetical wife fat?

This would be a disappointing attempt at humor if it were posted on facebook, surely we can do better

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

we should not stigmatize being fat :/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Obesity is addiction.

We need to stop normalizing it.

You’re not a bad person for being fat.

That said obesity is one of the most selfish forms of addiction given the carbon footprint it takes to become obese.

You are not stuck in your disease, you can escape it. Do not normalize an unhealthy lifestyle because it is easier.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's objectively unhealthy. Stop trying to convince others your laziness isn't something to look down on and ride a bike

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

While exercise is definitely a good thing, diet is the main factor for keeping a healthy weight. Kurzgesagt on youtube did a good video about it recently.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that excuses making shitty jokes at our expense?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

There are many lean people that eat absolute crap, and are as unhealthy or more. I don't think we make fun of bad eating habits; we make fun of fat people because they don't fit into certain beauty standards.

Also, being "fat" doesn't mean you're not healthy. Being a bit chubby or overweight is perfectly normal, obesity is a problem.

And I think calling people "lazy" for being fat says more about you than anything. Exercise isn't the most important factor on weight, eating habits are. Specifically, calorie intake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

An excess in fat is a comorbidity for pretty much everything, an active fat person has a higher probability of death from any health issue than an inactive thin person.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Source? I believe you're speaking of obese people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that excuses making shitty jokes at our expense?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, I'm just correcting what they were saying

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

So there's a lot of stupid fucks on this community, huh.

Educate yourself and go to school before saying crap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now you are the one who called the wife fat.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

there's nothing inherently wrong with being fat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes the fuck there is an I'm tired of this propaganda. It destroys one's health. And this is coming from a fat fuck who's trying to lose some damn weight

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

There's nothing morally wrong with it. There's no reason to judge someone for it. Being fat yourself doesn't excuse being an asshole to others for something that literally doesn't affect you at all

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Boomer meme

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Explain why fatphobia and sexism are funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

"fatphobia" lmfao being fat is not a condition one is born with, maybe lose some fucking weight

Signed,

A certifiably fat fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm fat, I've been trying to lose weight for a couple of months now, and I can say, being fat is not good. So yeah, lose weight everybody.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

I wish you all the best. Hopefully this post is not too abusive for you and you still have a sense of humor. Best regards

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

You don't explain why it's funny. I really need to understand.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that excuses making shitty jokes at our expense?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do I need to fill some form and send it to the administration of humor to get my permit to joke about that?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is it so important that you be allowed to shit on fat people without being judged for it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mate, if only you would have put this energy into exercises and the proper diet.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago