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[–] [email protected] 246 points 3 months ago (9 children)

This is a gen x complaint. Boomers would just ask their kids to set it up because they can't get it to work. Gen x realizes what is going on and that it is bullshit to need an account for a fucking lightbulb.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I think it's a complaint from everyone but Gen z, who are just used to it.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Somewhere between milennial and gen-z here. I can’t fucking stand making more accounts just because companies want to collect data. And neither can my gen-z younger siblings.

Used to it ≠ Not complaining about it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah. Resignation is NOT acceptance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I think this is a common-sense complaint, mostly unrelated to generation.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Millennial here. We are in agreement.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (13 children)

My late 50s mum happily signs up with her Facebook to everything. Meanwhile it's often the people in their late 20s to 30s who were introduced to computers during their youth before everything had super streamlined GUIs who know enough about software that they realize this is a privacy concern, what internet privacy means, and why it's important. People who are older or younger than that have to go out of their way to learn how and why to look behind the easy interfaces. That's my experience and explanation at least.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Remember when our parents were super nuts about keeping your info private online, not revealing too much info to strangers, and not signing up for stupid shit? My my, how the turntables.

My 70yo mom thinks I'm crazy paranoid because of my data privacy stances, while she's dealing with constant spam and account hacks. Guess who hasn't had damn near any info issues? :D

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My young family members are the worst, they just click "yes" to everything, regardless of any effort I've made to explain how things work.

Any barrier to convenience is too frustrating to them. They don't like even using full applications in their laptops, always say "wheres the app, this is too complex". 🤦🏼‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Boomers would get the bulb set up by their kids, then something will happen, and you come over to find your parents sitting in a rave room because they need the light and can't fix it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gen X here and can confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sadly these days, it’s a hold over from boomer managers making the decision that services require logins, which in turn require accounts and emails. So gen-x managers who were taught by boomers do the same thing. It’s systematic really.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's also a millennial complaint.

Sincerely, elder millennial who recently had to make an account for a lightbulb and an air cooler and is sick of that bullshit.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not wanting to be exploited by tech coorporations, technological literacy, is not a boomer thing.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, have you met zoomers? Technological literacy as we knew it is dead.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (6 children)

but also have you met boomers? Tech literacy as we knew never existed.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Born too late to be blissfully unaware about technology

Born too early to be blissfully unaware about technology

Born in just the right time to have the cursed knowledge on how all of the cobbled together tech stack out there barely works

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 months ago (6 children)

@The_Picard_Maneuver I once bought a TV sound bar that wanted me to download an app, make an account and give it detailed location information just to use it as a wired speaker. I returned it.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish more people would do this!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

If more people acted this way this wouldn't be the standard

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (6 children)

That's my pet hate with everything.

A mouse doesn't need an account. Just let me install the shit and configure it you fucks.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Linux has built in drivers for most shit with no account necessary. Logitech (for example) has a third party app called Solaar that does everything Logitechs own crappy mouse/keyboard software does.

Getting away from the endless hassle of popups and drivers was my biggest motivation for switching to Linix way back in 2008.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Does it work with the g pro mice? I fucking hate the logi app

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (7 children)

How is this a boomer complaint? Why does everyone need my email and info?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

So they can sell it to spam companies obviously.

Er I mean... For better customer exploitation!

Shit, I'm really not good at this but they're going to send me to the

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro we need to track you in every way possible so we can sell you even more shit, what’s the big deal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Um, how about no Scott, okay? You got my money, if you wanna keep pestering for more money, I'm gonna return this original item and you aren't getting shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (6 children)

For me it's that I don't want short form video anywhere near my view.

I went to a bar for a drink the other day. They had TVs all over the place which I normally don't care for but it looked like golf or something I could just ignore. After I ordered my drink I realized how wrong was.

It was actually some weird short form video TV channel. They croped the 16:9 screen into a 1:1 square with moving neon lines in the "empty space" where there was no video. Each video was about 5 seconds long and showed brainless content of people using a Rube Goldburg machine or doing card tricks and other such nonsense.

Once I realized what was happening it was too late as I got my drink and I felt compelled to finish it and pay. I tried to ignore the 5+ screens in my view but they were too big and eye-catching to really ignore. I kept catching myself looking at one of the screens after a minute or so. I felt like I was getting serotonin raped between ads.

Eventually I moved to sit by a window and stare at a tree. I'll never go back to a bar like that again.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This reads like a cyberpunk vignette; I enjoyed it. Thank you. I've started to take note when something decidedly cyberpunk happens in day-to-day life. I make a lot of notes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I could increase the cyberpunk feeling by turning the TVs off with a flipper zero. I haven't felt the need to yet but it's always an option.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago

The Olympics required four apps. Five if you count Visa Go, which just outright didn't work. All of them want you to make accounts and send you shit.

  • Itinerary, account optional
  • Tickets, account required even though the tickets were on the phone
  • Transport, account required even though the tickets were in the
  • Metro app, for which it told you to NOT DELETE THE DATA BECAUSE THE TICKETS ARE ONLY ON THE DEVICE
[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

No, lightbulb, I won't give you my location

(actually happened)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I think it was requested on mine for the sunrise/sunset feature, but let me just put in a zip code after I declined location access

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fighting side by side with a boomer?
What about side by side with a friend?

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

"Or sign in with your Facebook account"

No, this isn't Facebook!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Far from being a boomer, but 100% agree with it.

It is sad to think there are people who don't think this is ridiculous and are just accepting that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How else are they going to email you 20 times about changes to their privacy policy?

And then the inevitable email when they have to admit that all the data they gathered on you was stolen and that there is nothing you can do about it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (14 children)

I wrote an email app called Port87 for this. Every account gets its own address, and everything to that address goes in its own label.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My lightbulbs don't require an account, I just get up from the couch and turn them off, has been working perfectly for decades 😘👌

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Companies just don't get enough resistance to this behaviors if more people went against them things wouldn't be in the state they are now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

The real solution: Buy your own domain name, and make a catch-all email address. Every account gets a new address with that account’s company in the email. Target is target@[your domain].[tld]… The benefit is that you can see exactly who is selling your info to spammers, and easily burn those accounts. You start getting spam sent to that target address? Congrats, now you know Target has sold your info and you can set a rule to automatically send any target@ emails straight to your trash. Also, get a damned password manager so every account has a unique password.

Create a fake persona. This persona has a fake name, birthday, favorite food, first pet, etc… Memorize everything about this fake person, or even just make a note about them in your phone. And none of it is real. This fake person’s info is used for all of your signup info. So when shitty fucking companies get hacked and lose all of your info, the hackers never actually got any of your info. And if you ever see spam addressed to that fake persona, you know you can immediately discard it.

Between the catch-all email address and the fake persona, you’re basically immune to all of the typical ads, phishing, data breaches, etc…

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Apparently there are toothbrushes that use AI. What fuckery is this?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Not just an AI toothbrush, an A.I. toothbrush for 🧠 geniuses 🌟.

I took this the other day while toothbrush shopping so my partner and I could laugh about it. I bought the cheapest Sonicare they make and it works as well as every other one I've had for the last decade, but without bluetooth, wifi, AI, an app, etc.

(And it's still overpriced garbage. My last one just stopped working out of the blue, almost 2 years to the day after I bought it, right outside the warranty period. Planned obsolescence is an exact science these days.)

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