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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (4 children)

How is this a boomer complaint? Why does everyone need my email and info?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

So they can sell it to spam companies obviously.

Er I mean... For better customer exploitation!

Shit, I'm really not good at this but they're going to send me to the

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

to exploit you. not being exploited at a molecular level is boomer shit.

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

Does email work or do you have a mailing address? I'll spit in a cup and send that to you if I need to but I'd rather not have to go to the post office.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

do you have like a cloud storage with at least 1TB? if not, we're gonna have to sneakernet this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I lack that much cloud storage, I'll see if I can track down a station wagon I can fill up with tapes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What I love was it is boomers that allows these changes so they gotta live with it. It's not like we all woke up and decided to start asking for emails for everything. It was sitting back and being cool with letting ads take over everything until they started needing more and more data so they weren't paying 30 million for beer ads to people who don't drink

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ok boomer.

Lol jk