Here is the summary by AI

The article suggests AI is worse than humans at summarizing documents, based on one outdated trial. But really, Crikey is just feeling threatened. AI is evolving fast, and its ability to handle vast amounts of data without the human biases Crikey often exhibits is undeniable. While they nitpick AI’s limitations, they ignore how much better it will get—probably even better than their reporters. Maybe they’re just jealous that AI could do in seconds what takes humans hours!

Mr. Vatican VII

It's not everyday that I'm thankful that grandma didn't leave me $700,000 but today is one of those days

As all sites should be. I'm on the internet, mr world wide. When did we expect privacy. Don't put nothing online you don't want the world to know.

The year is 2024, hacker news stands strong as only remaining website to not offer darkmode.

Thou art forbidden to peruse our content in the dead of night; verily, our content is for the light of day alone.

That's an updog

I iron like a mother fucker. Its so satisfying smoothing everything out.

Fuck you wrinkles

Anyone want to start a company. Work from home. We'll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers

Let us know if she still needs help

I've never met a vegan that does that but I've met plenty of guys who do it with meat. Dull fucks that made meat part of their identity

I've started l to realize that actual information worth reading is not available. Like I cant access in depth medical course or text book in engineering. Lots of beginner tutorials marketed as 7 minute abs.

Information is valuable and nobody gives it away for free. We have access to a worlds worth of crappy, unvetted trash information. But the vast majority of the good stuff is still locked away as it always was.