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[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (5 children)

For me it's that I don't want short form video anywhere near my view.

I went to a bar for a drink the other day. They had TVs all over the place which I normally don't care for but it looked like golf or something I could just ignore. After I ordered my drink I realized how wrong was.

It was actually some weird short form video TV channel. They croped the 16:9 screen into a 1:1 square with moving neon lines in the "empty space" where there was no video. Each video was about 5 seconds long and showed brainless content of people using a Rube Goldburg machine or doing card tricks and other such nonsense.

Once I realized what was happening it was too late as I got my drink and I felt compelled to finish it and pay. I tried to ignore the 5+ screens in my view but they were too big and eye-catching to really ignore. I kept catching myself looking at one of the screens after a minute or so. I felt like I was getting serotonin raped between ads.

Eventually I moved to sit by a window and stare at a tree. I'll never go back to a bar like that again.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

This reads like a cyberpunk vignette; I enjoyed it. Thank you. I've started to take note when something decidedly cyberpunk happens in day-to-day life. I make a lot of notes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I could increase the cyberpunk feeling by turning the TVs off with a flipper zero. I haven't felt the need to yet but it's always an option.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Remember when phones had ir transmitters

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I was so jealous of my dad's HTC one, haha.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

that's the direction we all need to be moving, if we're going to survive/avert the water wars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's an idea...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

CHILI'S IS ABLEIST AND HAS LITTLE SCREENS KN EVERY DAMN TABLE THAT DISTRACT ME.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I went to a restaurant awhile ago and they told me to order using the little screen on the table. I said "no thanks" and left.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I have this exact same reaction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's like a race to the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm a grumpy bastard and hate similar things but honestly, this doesn't sound so bad that I'd be particularly bothered by it or leave if I hadn't already ordered that beer. It's just wallpaper. If I was by myself I'd probably appreciate it on some level and if I'm with other people I'd likely stop noticing. Overall I think I'd probably prefer the bar not have them at all but it's really not that bad.

Loud sports or music that can fuck right off but otherwise, meh.