this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fake: anon shit the bed

Gay: it was after butt stuff

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How I made the day of someone below me miserable

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

There's no such thing as "below" someone. All people are equal.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

not under capitalism :<

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are they? I do consider scum like Trump, Musk, Putin and fascists like them below me. Although admittedly they hardly qualify as people.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

From a moral standpoint maybe, but not an absolutist one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

that's what we like to believe, but simply believing doesn't make it come true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There are 2 groups of people: everyone else and the racist who are below them.

Racists don't like it because they believe their skin colour or location of birth makes them better than others.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You consider housekeepers to be beneath you?