If it’s white good night.

Who taught you to rime?

If it's black, panic. If it's brown, panic. If it's white, panic.

Always panic.

This video while long does a great job teaching you how to act in active bear territory.

The TLDW is: -

• In active bear territory carry bear spray and be ready to use it
• You can't out run a bear don't try
• bear bells don't work
• playing dead makes it easier for the bear to maul you
• when hiking with a group and encounter an aggressive bear stand shoulder to shoulder and prepare your bear spray
• let the bear decide how they want to leave the encounter (if they are not attacking you)
• outside of a momma bear, most "attacks" are bluffs but can be scary as shit.
• guns work but you better be a good and quick shot cuz bears run fast and are very intimidating doing so
• a gun shot can help scare away most bears

Rhymes don't matter if it's a polar bear.

"I'm a magical red face bear. Come closer, i'll show you some cool trick"

My sister lives in Alaska. The locals say that you can tell if you're in grizzly territory by checking any bear poop you find. If it contains bells and smell like bear spray, you know there are grizzlies nearby.

Good thing black is all we've ever seen in our yard.

I've actually heard that with black bears the best method is to ditch it in central park with a bicycle.

What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?

Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you've got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.

(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh... shut up!)

Strangely applies to American police, too

Edit:
upon reflection, this sounds like I think white cops are better. What I meant to say is that the white cops are just gonna shoot you so gg.

If it's white, try to lunge your head into the bear's mouth to make it quick.

If it's white, chances are I already died of hypothermia.

Response to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear.

If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.

Sir, You were almost mouled to death, You are lucky You only lost one arm. Why the hell, did You try to punch that bear? I saw it in a meme once...